You want me to do what?
While traveling through Azeroth, I’ve crossed paths with many people. Some have been incredibly kind while others have been incredibly hostile. Don’t even get me started on those murlocs in Swamp of Sorrows. Although, I guess I wouldn’t be very friendly if I had to live in a grass hut in such a dreary land.
Every single person I meet wants me to prove that I am his or her friend. They want me to do a multitude of meaningless tasks to affirm that I am worthy of the trinkets they could possibly bestow upon me. That is if I can complete the chores they are unable or unwilling to do themselves. There’s always a catch, isn’t there?
I run from here to there only to turn around and run back to whence I came. I’ve had to kill thousands of their enemies just to prove my loyalty. The worst has been bringing severed heads back within my bags. Do you have any idea how messy that is?
But, today, I face the most daunting of quest series. I am unsure of the sanity of the quest giver. In fact, I fear that his Great Lift doesn’t go all the way to the top if you know what I mean. Maybe his topknot is so tight that he cannot even think straight.
As you can see, I am distraught from what he he has laid before me. However, I am assured that upon completion, I’ll be exalted with the Sin’Dorei Lineage, an achievement with yet to revealed value.
Although he is a highly respected member of the Blood Elf race, I fear his time amongst the Horde has immensely distorted his perceptions of reality. What he asks is not possible for mere mortals. Yet in order to prove my worth, I must complete these tasks.
